online computing dictionary

A

• ADD 1 TO COBOL GIVING COBOL
• AI koan
• any key
• April Fool's Joke
• asbestos cork award
• asbestos longjohns
• attoparsec

B

• backward combatability
• Bastard Operator From Hell
• Bend Over, Here It Comes Again
• Berzerkeley
• Big Room
• Blue Screen of Death
• bogometer
• BOHICA
• brain fart
• Branch and Hang
• Branch on Chip Box Full

C

• cargo cult programming
• code police
• COME FROM
• Conway's Law
• cyberchondriac
• cyberrhoea
• cyberspastic

D

• dancing frog
• Dilbert
• dinosaurs mating
• Don't do that then!
• Dorito Syndrome
• Dwarf Storage Unit

E

• El Camino Bignum
• Electing a Pope
• Eric Conspiracy

F

• fat electrons
• Finagle's Law
• fine adjuster
• FISH queue
• Flyspeck 3
• friode

G

• garbageabetical order
• Garbage In, Garbage Out
• gilley
• Green's Theorem

H

• Halt and Catch Fire

I

• ICBM address
• Infinite Monkey Theorem
• INTERCAL
• IO

J

• JEDR

K

L

• Lambada-Calculus
• light-emitting resistor
• like kicking dead whales down the beach
• like nailing jelly to a tree
• lion food
• love
• Lubarsky's Law of Cybernetic Entomology

M

• magic smoke
• Marginal Hacks
• maximum Maytag mode
• memory farts
• mickey

• millihelen
• Murphy's Law

N

• nanoacre
• nastistical
• newsfroup
• Ninety-Ninety Rule

O

• ohnosecond
• Outside Awareness Port

P

• PEBCAK
• plug and pray
• Pretty Amazing New Stuff
• Prisoner of Bill
• Programmer Brain Damage
• Programmer's Cheer
• psyton

Q

R

• Real Programmer
• Real Programmers Don't Use Pascal
• rusty memory

S

• same-day service
• scratch monkey
• smoke-emitting diode
• square-headed girlfriend
• system mangler

T

• tunafish

U

• User Brain Damage
• Use the Source Luke
• UTSL

V

W

• Windows 94
• World-Wide Wait
• write-only memory

X

Y

Z